Genre: Comedy | Erotic
Country: USA | Director: John Hayes
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 |Length: 68mn
Webrip H264 Mkv – 640×480 – 29.970fps – 1.06gb
Setting is a sort of boarding house/nursing home run by mean Miss Victor (Betty Mitchell of THE BLACK ALLEY CATS). Motley crew includes a heavily made-up dying man Mr. Griffin who’s a vampire (looks like Pataki), semi-retarded (or is it just how Pataki plays the role) lead Virgil, and an ailing beauty Emily (the nipple queen of porn Lynn Harris), who is attended to by lesbian nurse Candy Samples. Though the edge is taken off by the softcore format, film’s porn highlight is Candy inserting a huge cucumber into Lynn’s posterior and then getting ready to masturbate with a super-sized salami.