Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)
Genre: Action | Adventure | Thriller
Country: USA | Director: Emmett Alston
Language: English | Subtitles: English (Optional, embedded in Mkv file)
Aspect ratio: Cinemascope 2.35:1 | Length: 93mn
Bdrip H264 Mkv – 1920×720 – 23.976fps – 3.57gb
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089689/

A group of drug runners/freedom fighters has kidnapped a busload of tourists in the Philippines and is threatening to kill them all if one of their partners is not released from prison and the government doesn’t halt its anti-drug policies. To stop the criminals, a trio of specialist soldiers are called in. Even with all their training, will they be able to stop the terrorists when they begin killing hostages and turning loose their squads of attack midgets?

A wonderfully absurd spy parody starring Sho Kosugi as a (ninja) secret agent with the code name Lollipop. Sho and his team of spies must free some tourists who are being held hostage by the greatest villains in the history of cinema. Blackie Dammett (real name John Kiedis, father of Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers fame) plays a paraplegic Nazi with a pet monkey, and Regina Richardson plays his Female-supremacist lesbian henchwoman, Honey Hump (yes, really). This is for a large part their movie. Silly, puerile and damn entertaining.

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Nine Deaths of the Ninja (1985)