The Sinful Bed (1973)
aka Das sündige Bett
Genre: Comedy | Erotic
Country: West Germany | Director: Ralf Gregan
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 84mn
Dvdrip Xvid Avi – 512×384 – 24fps – 696mb
Beneath the opening titles, a young couple have a post-coital conversation that stems from the woman’s dissatisfaction from being “balled” on a mattress on the floor. She threatens to abstain from sex until her fella buys her a nice big bed to fuck in. So they go to an antique shop and excitedly shop for a bed – they need it, urgently! As they look around, an old brass bed begins narrating to the screen.
The bed is gutted to have been discarded after serving lovers for the last 100 years. It’s certain the young lovers won’t be interested in him, but the girl loves it – and the shopkeeper manages to talk the reluctant man into buying it.
The bed continues to narrate as the lovestruck couple push the bed back home. As their excited babbling continues, the bed begins to tell us about some of the more adventurous conquests that have been conducted upon him – from 1908 onwards …