Blue Ice (1985)
Genre: Adult | Adventure | War
Country: USA | Director: Phillip Marshak
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1 | Length: 85mn
Bdrip H264 Mkv – 1920×1036 – 23.976fps – 3.79gb
Rugged private eye Ted Singer (robustly played with considerable tough guy aplomb by Herschel Savage) gets hired by head honcho Big Man (the always reliable Jamie Gillis) to find an ancient book with the power to turn women into raging nymphomaniacs. However, a group of ruthless Nazis also want said book and will resort to harsh measures in order to obtain it.
Director Phillip Marshak keeps the arrestingly loopy story moving along at a deliberate pace and delivers the sizzling goods with the sex scenes. Veteran character actor Reggie Nalder of “Salem’s Lot” and “Mark of the Devil” fame radiates a perfectly creepy vibe as evil ringleader Anton Stuttgart, Long Chaney has fun in a dual role as both Stuttgart’s equally wicked nephew Manfried and a doddery old book store owner, Paul Thomas supplies fine support as drunken lounge singer Johnny, William Margold cuts a suitably menacing figure as brutish henchman Wolfgang, and Ron Jeremy has a memorably funny bit as nasty rough trade Neil, who Singer makes quick work of after he demonstrates his prowess at karate (!).
This film further benefits from the presence of a few hot babes: Tasty brunette Jacqueline Lorians as sultry femme fatale Messina, fetching Shannon McCullough as abused hooker Dottie, pretty blonde Danielle Martin as the enticing Stephanie, and buxom Helga Sven as the sadistic Helga. Ace Peacock’s sharp cinematography provides a bright stylish look. The funky synthesizer score by Jacque Martikay and Zok Richards does the groovy bumping trick. The off the wall ending has to be seen to be disbelieved. And none other than Adolf Hitler pops up in archive newsreel footage to boot. A real wacky curio.
Features a decent scene with Ron Jeremy followed by sort of a whacky kata demonstration where he tries to intimidate Herschel Savage. Ron probably can’t remember his karate skills these days lol.