Dear God No! (2011)
Genre: Comedy | Horror
Country: USA | Director: James Bickert
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1 | Length: 94mn
Bdrip H264 Mkv – 1280×720 – 23.976fps – 1.82gb
Outlaw motorcycle gang The Impalers tri-state rape and murder spree ended in a bloody massacre with rival club Satan’s Own. The surviving members sought refuge in a secluded cabin deep in the North Georgia mountains. What first must of seemed like easy prey for a home invasion, became a living nightmare of depravity and violence. A young innocent girl being held captive may hold the key to the twisted secrets locked in the basement and the killing machine feasting on human flesh in the forest outside.
This is not a glossy, over-stylized grindhouse homage like “Hobo With A Shotgun”, “Machete”, or “Planet Terror”. This is the closest thing to an actual Grindhouse film made in this century… Though perhaps it is a little more extreme.
It is shot on 16mm film, there are 31 breasts, all of the effects are practical (i.e. no CGI), and it is fun as hell.
This flick definitely isn’t for everybody (there is some extreme stuff in here), but for fans of authentic grindhouse features, bigfoot, bikers, sexploitation, gore, and drug movies; “Dear God No!” is the way to go.
*Audible LOL* Stop reading my mind!!!!