Four Kinds of Love (1968)
Genre: Drama | Erotic
Country: USA | Director: William Rotsler
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 77mn + 43mn of SWV trailers
Dvdrip Xvid Avi – 640×480 – 23.976fps – 1.38gb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173862/
The four kinds of sex – Love-Sex, Money-Sex, Like-Sex and Hate-Sex are illustrated by scenes involving two lovers (Love-Sex) and the participants in an orgy (Money-Sex, Hate-Sex and Like-Sex).
Basically, there are Four Kinds of Love, and therefore four kinds of sex: love sex, like sex, money sex, and hate sex.” Or so we are informed by the earnest narrator that guides us through this swingin’ sewer of smut.
#1. King Solomon is quoted as saying, “Your nose is like a tower of Lebanon overlooking Damscus. Sustain me with raisons. Honey and milk are under your tongue.” It’s impossible to say whether the happy couple shown having “love sex” have all that food in their mouths while they’re kissing and licking each other, but their noses are clearly of the normal variety.
#’s 2, 3, & 4 are bunched together at a swingers party where a greasy tub of lard called “Gardenia Fats” and his hooker figure prominently in a form of sex involving “Armenian string cheese.” Or something like that.
The party takes place in some cultural limbo where half-beatnik, half-swinger types improvise dialogue that only other half-beatnik, half-swinger types could possible understand. One big-titted blonde even speaks French throughout, a boon for all of us non-French speaking Deviates.
At some point, no doubt meant to illustrate “hate sex,” a gal named Sheri gets roughed up and raped. When she complains to the other party guests, they think it’s a hoot: “You’re at a bona fide orgy and you get raped. Would you complain?” So they squirt whipped cream all over Sheri and then all over each other, yukking it up big time. Even more appalling, Sheri joins in the whipped creaming and yuks it up with the rest of ’em!
But this epic doesn’t stop with only four kinds of sex. No, no, there¹s also #5: sex with black socks on. And #6: sex with the soundtrack playing real loud. And #7: sex with a glass of scotch balanced on one tit. And #8: sex while biting an ass. And #9: sex that¹s so annoying it threatens to drive you crazy. And, the most obvious one of all, sex in a cheapo HARRY NOVAK / WILLIAM ROTSLER film. That makes Ten Kinds of Love.
Thank you for ‘re-upping’!