Harvey Swings (1970)
Genre: Comedy | Softcore
Country: USA | Director: Stu Segall
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect Ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1 | Length: 51mn
Dvdrip H264 Mkv – 866×490 – 29.970fps – 739mb
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219746/
Harvey Swings – sort of – when Harvey The Klutz and his no-nonsense lady Sheila – plain but sultry – visit the home of Reggie (Jeff Roberts of Bulls Market and Weekend Convention) and Marie, an effete-snob couple dedicated to swinging.(Or, in this case, “schwinging”.”) After some pompous dialogue from dressing-gowned airbag Reggie, the two couples are given a nauseating cootchie dance by the swish butler – who makes Liberace look like G. Gordon Liddy – altought the bultler’s gender bending doesn’t prevent him from later accepting some head in the pantry by the skinny blonde maid.
Reggie takes Sheila into a bedroom for a surprisingly erotic session -at least for this kind of skanky production – while Marie is driven so nuts by Harvey’s idiocy and lack of amorous interest that she tries to cut her wrists with an electric shaver! The maid quickly calms down Marie with a bathtub romp while Reggie – who must live on a diet of vitamin E and lecithin – gives Sheila more pleasure by the pool. Marie and the maid try to get Harvey into a threeway, but it’s hopeless. He mounts Marie and is finished in exactly two seconds. A freakshow.
Was this the *only time* cult actresses Suzanne Fields and Monica Gayle appeared in the same film ? (Gayle is barely recognizable here.) If so, that would be notable in itself. The Harvey character is so insufferable, so annoying and unwatchable that while he is onscreen YOU will want to “cut your wrists with an electric shaver.” (A couple other characters come close to being this atrocious.) As with many of these no-budget one-day-wonders, it feels like a reel or two of it did not survive for posterity. In some cases, that is not necessarily a bad thing.