aka Secrets of Sex
aka Tales of the Bizarre
aka Erotic Tales from Mummy’s Tomb
Genre: Comedy | Erotic | Fantasy | Horror
Country: UK | Director: Antony Balch
Language: English |Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: Widescreen 1.66:1 | Length: 92mn
Dvdrip H264 Mkv – 720×432 – 23.976fps – 1.44gb
A brainy sex flick with a sense of humor, the film begins with a narrator/mummy who guides us through a number of vignettes promising to show what some of us go through in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. There’s a fabulous ten minute opening, where the half naked go go dancers have vegetables thrown at them. One of the tales features a female photographer who tortures a male model. Another has a female burglar (Cathy Howard) caught by the house owner. The craziest involves a nerd hiring a blond call girl (Sue Bond) in pursuit of a menage-a-trois with his pet lizard; and there’s a endearing misadventure with secret agent Lindy Leigh (Maria Frost) who does topless safecracking.
The eternal sexual struggle of men and women told in several vignettes, anthology style. That doesn’t sound too “Bizarre” as the name suggests but keep in mind it’s narrated by a mummy. The mummy helps tell the oldest tale of the sex struggle through the ages and spins tales with interesting twists and angles. Tres Bizarre, no? This anthology is a bit light on horror but the film is still quite interesting. The film is a lot smarter than one would think at first glance possibly due to a smartly written or acting that is actually well above average. “Bizarre” will titillate and tickle your funny bone and maybe even make you think a bit too.