Dead Eye Dick (1970)
Genre: Crime | Softcore
Country: USA | Director: Unknown
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 |Length: 53mn
HDWebrip H264 Mkv – 960×720 – 23.976fps – 1022mb
Dead Eye Dick is the best private detective in town and he’s on the case of a cheating husband, with the help of his secretary, Quickie.
What we get from anonymous filmmakers is clumsy stagings, full-frontal nudity, a split-beaver closeup, simulated sex and dry humping. In time-honored tradition our hero keeps his black sox on during sex.
Because this is so cheaply made, the sex scenes are mainly shot real-time, just like in a hardcore opus, but avoid the penetration shots. Big-bust Malta is diverting as a client called “The Princess”, and fan favorite Uschi Digard brings out even bigger breasts as secretary for Howard the Dick. When Uschi flubs her lines, it’s full speed ahead -bloopers left in the print.