Love Me or Leave (1970)
Genre: Erotic
Country: USA | Director: Unknown
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 58mn
Dvdrip Xvid Avi – 640×480 – 29.970fps – 604mb

Mr. Stanley is a hip lawyer with some very unusual clients. The first one is a curie who wants to divorce her husband because he’s a lousy lay. We watch their limp lovemaking. (“I took him in my mouth. He was big and hard,” she narrates with all the emotion of someone reciting their laundry list.) Mr. Stanley gives her a long, heartfelt speech (which he’s obviously reading off a paper). He screws up his lines several times.

The next client is a do-able honey-blonde named Judy who says, “I want to sue somebody!” Flashbacks show us her sleaze bag boss (who resembles New Age crooner Yanni) get her drunk on wine. ’Naughty! Naughty!” she slurs. You can hear the director yell, “Action!” The guy looks at her stupidly and says, “I forgot my line.” They have (pretty graphic) sex and she tells the lawyer she is now pregnant. Stanley agrees to take the case for a sample of her poontang. (So much for ethics.) “I did this and got into trouble and now I’m doing it to get out of trouble,” she comments, spread-eagled on his desk.

“My husband, that no-good bum!” cries Stanley’s next customer. More rude flashbacks show the drunken nutcase punish his cherubic little tulip by giving her a lengthy spanking. This gets his blood bubbling and before you know it he’s all over her like hair on a gorilla.

In the last scene the lawyer gives some “oral consultation” to a porno actress arrested on the job.

Whoever directed this isn’t qualified to shoot a wedding video. During sex, the women show all the emotion of someone getting their hair done. Gut it delivers more than enough beaver, buttocks and bare titty to appease all you peek freaks.

Love Me or Leave (1970)