Ninja Terminator (1985)
Genre: Action | Adventure | Ninjasploitation
Country: Hong Kong | Canada | UK | Director: Godfrey Ho
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 92mn
Dvdrip H264 Mkv – 768×576 – 25fps – 1.68gb
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Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: Cinemascope 2.35:1 | Length: 90mn
Dvdrip H264 Mkv – 866×370 – 25fps – 836mb
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199849/
Three martial-arts students search for the Golden Ninja Warrior, a statue reputed to have magic powers.
Quite simply, Godfrey Ho spent all the film budget on crack, and proceeded to smoke it all while making this film. The combination of off-screen action (due to a doped-up cameraman) and dialogue quite obviously written by a schizophrenic means that this film is a must-see. Not only will you be blown away by the dazzling special effects – at one point the blokes are throwing squash balls/powerful explosives at each other – but the costume department really raises the bar for film makers everywhere with the camouflage onesie. If you aren’t aroused by Jaguar Wong’s little sniggers, the many moments where certain characters look like they just jizzed in their pants, or by the scary forest growing in the armpits of Lily – then you just aren’t smoking on that pipe hard enough. Watch it.
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