Liquid Assets (1982)
aka Liquid A$$ets
Genre: Comedy
Country: USA | Director: Roberta Findlay
Language: English | Subtitles: none
Aspect ratio: Widescreen 1.85:1 | Length: 82mn
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This strange little movie is a 1980’s parody of ‘The Producers’. A shady producer decides to create a surefire flop, in the interest of scamming some money out of the IRS. So he gets the worst play he can find {about the Romanov Dynasty of Russia}, and the worst actress he can find, and throws in lots of sex, thinking it will kill the play.

But just like the original movie {and the play based on the movie, and the movie based on the play which was based on the movie}, things do not go as planned. However, the scenes with Ron Jeremy and his ‘secretary’ are priceless. Sadly, Miss Doll is an underused performer.

The comedic plot involves a Mel Brooks’ “Producers” style scenario about a wealthy guy who deliberately puts on a flop play as a tax write-off (the play is about the Russian revolution, and this is probably the only porn film ever where someone uses the word “mensheviks”).

Ron Jeremy is amusing as the lawyer who sets up the whole tax write-off. There is a rather obvious and none-too-subtle satirical scene about a hypocritical judge who lambastes the sex trade. You get the impression that the guys who made this thought they were gonna be doing something a bit better than the average porn film (sorta life Jack Horner in Boogie Nights), and for the most part they succeeded.

“Hilarious humor and sizzling sex, Veronica Hart as you’ve n ever seen her before.” – Stag Magazine.

If you’ve got a penchant for classic porn then you have to take a gander at Liquid Assets. This cast of characters is beautiful and horny. These young whores want a piece of the American dream. Find out if they have what it takes to make it in the world of entertainment!


Liquid Assets (1982)