This Gun Is Loaded (1970)
Genre: Crime | Softcore
Country: USA | Director: Unknown
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 65mn
Dvdrip H264 Mkv – 772×576 – 29.970fps – 1.05gb
Big Al is “the best hitman in town.” He’s a middle-aged Joe Pesci-type who works for the organization. Sitting in a bar guzzling Bloody Marys, Al gets drunk and begins to bitch and whine to the bartender, who’s all ears. “Any knocking off to be done, I do it,” he boasts, pulling his gun out. “Pow! Pow! Pow! Scared ya, didn’t I!” he cackles.
Al tells the bartender how he gets back at his mafia bosses who treat him like dirt. “I service their women. Ha Ha Ha!” This leads to a bunch of graphic sex flashbacks. There’s Abby who “pushes dope in the Bronx”. She drops off a bag of loot and decides to stick around because, “Henry wants to stick his thing in me.” Henry’s out so Al gets naked and climbs on top of her. (Comically, it looks like he’s doing push-ups on her.)
He gets “Barbara” drunk and screws her then roughs up “Fannie”, the madam who handles their call girls on 42nd Street. Big Al accuses her of two-timing him and forces her to french kiss his hairy belly. This leads to another cram session. Finally, Al beds his boss’s young daughter and her amazonian blonde gal pal. After some hot lesbian activity, the blonde sits on Al’s face as the other girl puffs his skin flute.
“Me and my iron here, we ain’t scared of nobody,” Al brags to the bartender. He takes another sexpot into a backroom for some more testicle-tussling. The bartender walks in and calmly blows a hole in both Big Al and the gal. “There’s a new triggerman,” he proclaims.
This “gun” is loaded all right. And it ain’t shooting blanks. -Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures.