One Million AC/DC (1969)
Genre: Comedy | Fantasy | Erotic
Country: USA | Director: Ed De Priest | Writer: Ed Wood
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 64mn
Dvdrip H264 Mkv – 625×480 – 23.976fps – 1019mb

One Million AC/DC is a sex-drenched caveman comedy from a script by ED WOOD. Yes, the amazing Edward D. Wood, Jr. allegedly wrote this softcore prehistoric sex epic (probably on one side of a cocktail napkin) under the nom de plume “Akdon Telmig” (one letter away from “Vodka Gimlet”).

The “plot” revolves around a group of cave people who eat and have sex a lot. They are being kept in their cave by a dinosaur that lives just outside, keeping them from going out. Ultimately they hatch a plan that involves inventing the bow & arrow in order to kill it. There is also a sub-plot involving a cave girl held captive by a gorilla. (Shades of “Bride and the Beast.”)

The sex is soft-core, but all throughout this movie. Some of it (especially the deflowering of a virgin with a sacred stick) can be quite disturbing, rather than titillating, as it is meant to be. The cast (at least the ones we see having sex) are all attractive and the various justifications for sex scenes can be quite amusing.